I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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