Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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