i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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