but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Randomize