Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Randomize