doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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