I wish i was in the wii world.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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