I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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