Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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