Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
We are all done wearing pants today
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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