dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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