why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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