alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
He keeps bees of course he's weird
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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