ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
operation harelip BJ is a go
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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