She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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