Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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