Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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