Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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