they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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