dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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