I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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