So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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