he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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