Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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