You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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