This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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