In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
my liver is dry heaving
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Randomize
