Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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