he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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