party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
