your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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