Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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