She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
they need to just BURY HIM!
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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