Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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