so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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