just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
He told me they were just razor bumps!
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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