Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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