my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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