he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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