youre lurking in front of me
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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