soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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