WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
My ATM looks so different sober.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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