U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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