Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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