i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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