just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
