whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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