I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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