I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I pour the whiskey from now on
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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