Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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