I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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