we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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