There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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