3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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