i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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