Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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