i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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