Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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