Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
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